Airpane! officially funniest movie ever. About time!

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." Thank god! This has been one of my all-time favorite movies across all genres of films. How can you not like this movie? Leslie Nielson (RIP) is pure gold in this flick. Almost everyone in the movie makes you laugh at one point, even Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Just the fact that Kareem is in this movie, playing a co-pilot pretending not to be Kareem, is awesome. I would always fight for the integrity of this movie, and now I actually have some evidence behind it!

A panel was assembled to watch all of the films that would be considered as "funniest ever." This panel then recorded how many laughs from the audience were generated, and proceeded to calculate the LPM, or Laughs Per Minute. Airplane recorded a LPM of 3. 3 laughs a minute over the entire movie? Pure comic genius if you ask me!



They proceeded to rank the top 10 movies, they are as follows:
1. Airplane - 3 LPM
2. The Hangover - 2.4 LPM
3. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad ! - 2.3 LPM
4. Superbad - 1.9 LPM
5. Borat - 1.7 LPM
6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - 1.6 LPM
7. American Pie - 1.5 LPM
8. Bridesmaids - 1.4 LPM
9. Shaun of the Dead - 1.3 LPM
10. Life of Brian - 1.2 LPM

I've got to be honest, I'm surprised that the entire Naked Gun series isn't on this list. Leslie Nielson can simply do no wrong. If you haven't seen Airplane, you seriously need to get your head out from under that rock and watch this.

Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before? You ever seen a grown man naked?

Aaron Rodgers is rocking a 'stache now?

Okay, I really admire people who can rock amazing facial hair.. whether it be a full beard, handlebar mustache, or even a serious pair of mutton chops. But the one thing I cannot respect is the "chico-stache" we see Aaron Rodgers rocking in this ESPN interview. He goes from the rugged, scruffy look that many wear to this? He looks more like an Aaron Ramirez rather than an Aaron Rodgers. On a scale of 1-10, I give this look a respectable -5. Please bring back the scruff or just nix the 'stache completely!

New Wave of Smartphones

Every year as we approach the holiday season, handset makers and carriers want to cash in on big spending. September is a good time to start, as the kids are heading back to school or off to college. Verizon recently released the Samsung Galaxy SIII, which set the bar high for many upcoming phones. Since Google purchased Motorola Mobility, the two have coordinated to make a few enticing Android phones. I won't do a complete overview of each phone, but the summary should be enough to decide whether the phone is for you or not.

Motorola recently launched three RAZR models: the M, HD, and HD MAXX.

1. RAZR M: the cheaper of the three phones (listed at $99, a steal compared to most smartphones), but you get what you pay for. The M has lesser specs than the other two models, but for that price, a lot of people will be willing to skimp on some hardware to save the money. the M has a dual-core 1.5GHz Snapdragon S4 processor, 1GB of RAM, but only 8GB of storage. However, you can always buy a micro-SD card for relatively cheap money, so that's not too bad. The M has a 4.3 inch Super AMOLED display, with 960x540 resolution. While the resolution is not great, it's still decent with such a large screen. The 8MP camera is up to any other phone's standard, but the secondary VGA camera is obviously a downgrade in quality. The M has 1080p video recording, which seems to be the norm nowadays, but is still very good of course. It is not listed as having LTE, but we should assume that it will, as not having Verizon's 4G LTE is wasting time and money. It's got a solid battery size at 2000 mAh, but you'll find that it won't last through the day if fully charged in the morning. It's also a slim 8.3mm, but one would think it would be even thinner with the lacking of top-quality internals and a smaller battery than the other RAZR models.
2. RAZR HD: it has the same processor and RAM as the M, but a much better display wielding a 4.7 inch Super AMOLED HD with 1,280x720 resolution. It also has an 8MP camera, but a better secondary at 1.3MP compared to the M's VGA. It does come with CDMA/LTE and global capability, although that has a fee for the startup. It weighs 20g more than the M, but has a 2,530 mAh battery, which, combined with the larger screen size, makes total sense. A surprise about the HD though, is that it is only .1mm thicker than the M...seems like a valuable tradeoff to me.
3. RAZR HD MAXX: it is basically the same phone as the HD, but, similar to the difference between the Droid RAZR and the Droid RAZR MAXX, the HD MAXX has a much heftier battery. Same as the RAZR MAXX, the HD MAXX utilizes a 3,300 mAh, for longer usage. While the bigger battery can be helpful so the user doesn't have to recharge as often, it also makes the phone .9mm thicker than the standard HD and 11g heavier. That may not seem like alot, but .9mm is a sizeable amount when comparing to around 9mm total.

Of these Google/Moto phones, I would say the HD MAXX is the best value. Personally though, I would opt for the HD, as it has everything I need and has the slim body and weight I want.

Nokia has also released a solid phone, although I personally prefer both Android and iOS over Windows Phone.

The Lumia 920: it is one of the initial WP8 phones, but Nokia has fallen off the map quite a bit lately, so we'll have to wait for a review to see how good it really is. It comes with a 4.5 inch HD+ display, a dual core 1.5GHz Snapdragon S4 processor, and an 8MP rear-facing camera that can record 1080p video. The screen comes with a WXGA 1,280x768 resolotuion, which is very good in comparison to other current smartphones. The battery is a somewhat low 2,000 mAh, but there will be some excellent portable power sources coming to market relatively soon. So until then, keep a charger with you.

There is also rumor of a 5-inch HTC handset TBA soon, which we will evaluate upon it's official press release.

Until then, it looks like you should go with the trusted Galaxy SIII, the RAZR HD, or wait for another phone to come out soon (iPhone 5 perhaps?).


source: Engadget.com

Chad Johnson has officially lost it

We all know Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) for his crazy antics and his huge social network presence, especially on Twitter. However, after his breakup with Evelyn Lozada, this is something that I never could have imagined him doing. Johnson headbutted Lozada in the car after she confronted him about a receipt for condoms. Shortly after, their 41 days of marriage was no more after Lozada filed for divorce.

I don't know what could have been going through Johnson's head that made him think, "Oh, a tattoo on my leg of her with her name underneath it would SURELY win her back." Well Johnson gave Lozada a headache in the car, and now it seems he will just be giving himself his own headache when the media jump on this one. Just stick to tweeting next time.

NFL Predictions

Okay, everyone, it's prediction time. All over television and the radio you see and hear analysts predicting each NFL teams record before the season starts. Then, at the end of the year, they go back and see how correct, or incorrect, they were. Below, I'm gonna do the same.

We'll go by division:

AFC East:

1. NE Patriots - The Pats have a relatively easy schedule, only facing good teams in Baltimore, Denver, Houston, and San Francisco. I think the Pats will finish the season at 12-4. I would say 13-3, but they usually find a way to lose to a division opponent (@Buffalo, @NYJ, even @Miami). The offense didn't seem to click in the preseason, but with a much better defense than last year, the Pats should be able to win at least 12.
2. Buffalo Bills - I think the Bills have a real chance this season to do something special. They had a solid defense last season (specifically in the first 8 games), and have added great pass rushers in Mario Williams and Mark Anderson. If RB Fred Jackson can have another stellar season, and QB Ryan Fitzpatrick can avoid throwing as many interceptions as TD's, the Bills could go a cool 10-6. However, I think they will go 9-7.
3. NY Jets - With all of the offseason drama, and the addition of unskilled QB Tim Tebow, I think the lowly Jets will continue their trend of talking big, and producing low. They will go 8-8 this season, if they're lucky. Maybe Tebow can pray for them when he's on the sidelines, or in between punts. Mark Sanchez is one of the worst QB's in the game, and it doesn't look like Tebow has helped his confidence any.
4. Miami Dolphins - Hard Knocks for the Dolphins doesn't actually start until this weekend. That's why they take the field and realize that being on TV doesn't mean you'll be good. They have a rookie QB in Ryan Tannehill, backed up by decent but not great Matt Moore. They don't have a great defense, and they'll have to rely heavily on fumble/injury prone RB Reggie Bush. Especially after losing Brandon Marshall, they have no threats at WR. I'll give them a break and say 6-10 this year, but that's if they get lucky. More like 5-11.

AFC West:

1. Denver Broncos - Not only did they add future Hall of Famer Peyton Manning, but they got rid of special teamer Tim Tebow. I know, they won the division last year with Tebow, but that was just because the rest of the teams in the West were jokes. Not that they aren't this year, but they've had some more time to prepare and not be so horrible. I think the Broncos go 10-6 in their first year under the leadership of Peyton, but will probably lose in the first round of the playoffs.
2. Oakland Raiders - If RB Darren McFadden can stay healthy, and QB Carson Palmer can light up the air with WR Darrius Heyward-Bey, I think the Raiders can go a healthy 9-7. However, I think they'll end up at 8-8, because it is unlikely that injuries won't plague them (plus they don't have a great defense to make up for it).
3. KC Chiefs - It's looking like another long year for the Chiefs, unless the addition of RB Peyton Hillis can create the best tandem in football alongside the speedy Jamaal Charles. Although I'm a Matt Cassel fan, his only real options are Dwayne Bowe and Steve Breaston. While their running game should be fantastic, opposing defenses can stuff 8 in the box and force the Chiefs to play through the air...which is not their strong suit. I have them going 6-10.
4. San Diego Chargers - Well, I think the Chargers are also in for a tough year. I'll pick them to go 7-9, because they could have a very solid offense if it runs on all gears. They have a decent defense, but the team doesn't seem to click well and coach Norv Turner has been having some rough years lately. However, I wish them all the best in honor of NFL great Junior Seau.

AFC North:

1. Baltimore Ravens - If QB Joe Flacco can complement the running game of Ray Rice, the Ravens could go a solid 12-4 this year. While they do play in a very tough division (except the Browns...), they have a perennially great defense and a very solid offense. Look for big plays from Torrey Smith and quality production from Anquan Boldin, if he can stay healthy.
2. Cincinnatti Bengals - With the addition of the Law Firm BenJarvus Green-Ellis, the Bengals should have a prolific offense complemented by an underrated defense. The D will create turnovers and play the pass well, while stuffing the inside with linebackers Ray Maualuga and Manny Lawson. I think a safe pick is for them to go 10-6, but I'll 11-5 because I love an underdog.
3. Pittsburgh Steelers - I think the Steelers will play much better defense this year, but injuries will still be a problem for them. Big Ben tries so hard to continue plays, but he often takes huge hits in the process. I also don't think their running game is very good, although people would argue that Rashard Mendenhall and Isaac Redman are a pretty good tandem. I don't see them having the power running game they used to have, which will cause them to resort to the air. While Mike Wallace and Antonio Brown will put up great numbers, the offense will sputter and rely on the D to support them. Steel City goes 10-6 this season.
4. Cleveland Browns - Even with the maturity of 28-year old rookie Brandon Weeden and rookie RB Trent Richardson, the Browns have no good receivers and an okay defense. While Romeo Crennel is a great defensive mind, there is only so much he can do with the talent he has. I expect the Browns to go 5-11 at best. I'll go 4-12 in a tough AFC North though.

AFC South:

1. Houston Texans - The Texans keep on getting better. Last season, they made the playoffs even while QB Matt Schaub, WR Andre Johnson, and RB Arian Foster missed a combined 18 regular season games. That's impressive. While they did lose star defensive end Mario Williams to the Bills, J.J. Watt had a great rookie campaign and you can expect an even better sophomore year. If the offense stays healthy, a foresee the Texans going 11-5, easily winning their division.
2. Tennesse Titans - Second year QB Jake Locker looked better this preseason. But that's just preseason. The Titans will have to hope that Chris Johnson has a comeback year, and they're praying he runs for over 2,000 yards again. I doubt that, but it's possible. WR Kenny Britt is only suspended for the first game of the season, which I'm predicting they lose to the Patriots anyway. They also added Kendall Wright through the draft, so Locker will still have a good receiver to look to while Britt is out (or double-covered). TE Jared Cook has some speed, and can go unnoticed to defenses after they cover up CJ and the two receivers. WR Nate Washington had a good season in 2011, racking up over a thousand yards, quietly. Still, I see the Titans going 8-8. If only they had Jeff Fisher....
3. Jacksonville Jaguars - Blaine Gabbert looked more comfortable in the pocket this preseason, but that will be tested in Week 1 going against Vikings DE Jared Allen. While the Jags do have solid receivers in Mike Thomas and Laurent Robinson- plus outstanding rookie Justin Blackmon- they are a running team, and will have to rely on Maurice Jones-Drew and Rashad Jennings to carry the offense. I don't think Gabbert is a star QB, but he is average. With Jennings starting over preseason holdout MJD in Week 1, look for MJD to split carries 70-30 with the young RB. I predict the Jags to go 5-11, mostly from the running of MJD.
4. Indianapolis Colts - Although I believe Andrew Luck could be a future Hall of Famer, I don't see the Colts improving much since last season. Reggie Wayne and Austion Collie are solid wideouts, and Luck played with rookie TE Coby Fleener at Stanford, so they have chemistry already. However, I don't see Donald Brown as a true premier back, and I personally wouldn't give him the ball more than 10-15 touches a game. I predict them doubling their win total, which still leaves them at 4-12.

NFC East:

1. New York Giants - The defending Super Bowl champs are still a great team. I don't think Ahmad Bradshaw can carry the load on his own however, so the Giants will have to steer away from the run game and more toward the passing game. Eli Manning has great receivers to throw to there. Hakeem Nicks and Victor Cruz are two of the best in the game, so they'll have no problem converting 3rd and longs or scoring in the redzone. Their defense will be solid again, with a monstrous defensive line and solid back-end play. However, they have an extremely difficult schedule, and I predict them going...you guessed it...9-7. I could see them going 8-8, but I think they'll find a spot in the playoffs again, so above .500 is where they'll be.
2. Philadelphia Eagles - Although they lost cornerback Asante Samuel, their defense is still very good. And I know it's a lot to assume, but assuming that Mike Vick can stay healthy, the Eagles should go a cool 10-6. LeSean McCoy will be one of the best RB's in the league, and Jeremy Maclin plus Jason Avant are great supporters of the speed demon DeSean Jackson. Look for Jackson to have a comeback season, something like Chris Johnson in TEN will look to have. Final prediction, 10-6.
3. Dallas Cowboys - Initially looking at the Cowboys schedule, I could easily see them finishing 6-10 or 7-9. However, I think DeMarco Murray and Dez Bryant will keep them afloat. I have no faith in Tony Romo to play well in the clutch, and we've already seen how owner Jerry Jones mouth can write checks that the team just can't cash (as in calling out the Giants...). I'll predict them at 8-8. They're lucky they play the Redskins twice and the Browns once....
4. Washington Redskins -  Although I think RGIII is a great player and an even better person, I just don't see the Skins having an offense to put up enough points to win games. Especially in the NFC East, they'll need to support their decent defense by scoring at 20+ a game. Roy Helu seems to be solid out of the backfield, but they won't have a great run game and the only option at WR are Pierre Garcon and Santana Moss. Sorry Washington, Skins goin' 4-12 this season.

NFC West:

1. San Francisco 49ers - The 9ers went 13-3 last season, and that's exactly where I see them again this year. They have a solid QB in Alex Smith, who did a lot to prove himself last year, especially in the playoffs. They have one of the league's best defenses (if not the best), and a great running game with Frank Gore and Kendall Hunter. They also added receivers Randy Moss and Mario Manningham, both who have great potential and have shown it before. Watch out for the 49ers in the playoffs, I expect them to get to the NFC Championship game.
2. St. Louis Rams - The Rams have gotten better...but that still isn't enough to have a winning record this year. I see them going 6-10. Yes, Steven Jackson is a great runningback, and Sam Bradford is good when he's not injured. But they don't have good receivers and their defense is mediocre at best. How many years has it been since the Greatest Show on Turf? Too many.
3. Seattle Seahawks - Another "just okay" Pete Carroll team. Although they look much better than last year, RB Marshawn Lynch is out at least the first week with back spasms, which have caused him to miss games in the past. Robert Turbin is a solid rookie backup, but I don't see Russell Wilson having a breakout year. I'm predicting 7-9 in a weak division.
4. Arizona Cardinals - They have a below-average D, and a nonexistent QB. They paid Kevin Kolb millions to be the starter there, and John Skelton is actually starting. Beanie Wells is a solid RB, but with no good quarterbacking, I don't see a running game able to get going. At best 4-12, but I'll go 3-13 for good measure (unless they change up the starter mid-season).

NFC North:

1. Green Bay Packers - The Packers are once again going to be a great team, with a great chance at getting to the NFC Championship. However, they're in a tough division, so they'll get some losses there. I have them going 12-4, but they could do better depending upon the output of newly acquired RB Cedric Benson.
2. Detroit Lions - The Lions have a very tough defense, hunkered down with huge DT's. They were one of the better D's last season in getting turnovers, and I think the trend continues. Also, they added WR's to complement Calvin Johnson, and have a solid running game. If they can keep Matt Stafford healthy, look for another huge offensive season. I'm predicting them to go 11-5.
3. Chicago Bears - The Bears got Jay Cutler's favorite target, WR Brandon Marshall this offseason. While I personally think Cutler is awful, he definitely has the arm to throw the ball up in Marshall's area and Marshall has the speed, size, and hands to come down with it. With the addition of Michael Bush to Matt Forte, the Bears running game should be excellent once again. If the defense can play well, as they usually do, Da Bears should go 10-6.
4. Minnesota Vikings - Although Adrian Peterson is back, and Percy Harvin had a good year in 2011, I don't trust Christian Ponder at QB. I foresee the Vikings going 5-11, and that's mostly because of defensive pressure caused by Jared Allen and big runs by AP.

NFC South:

1. Atlanta Falcons - With the addition of CB Asante Samuel, the Falcons defense is very good. They should be able to stop opposing offenses, and put up points quickly. Michael Turner is a great runner, and Matt Ryan has a slew of targets at WR. Expect big numbers from Roddy White, Julio Jones, and Tony Gonzalez. Falcons to go 11-5 this year.
2. New Orleans Saints - Although the offseason was like a bad soap opera for the Saints, I expect them to use it as motivation, and to play harder for coach Sean Payton while he's suspended. I'm sure defensive captain Jonathan Vilma will give all the motivation and help to the D that he can, but Drew Brees will still throw for over 4,000 yards and around 40 TD's. Saints to go 10-6.
3. Carolina Panthers - I don't think any defense can slow down the still very young Cam Newton. He'll run for over 10 TD's, and have a better TD-INT ratio throwing. I don't know if he'll have the same production with passing yards, but he'll be more efficient. The defense is very solid, especially after drafting LB Luke Kuechly. With one of the best (if not the best) runningback tandems in the league, the Panthers will go 10-6.
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - While Josh Freeman should play better, and they have a very good set of RB's, I don't think the Bucs will play the defense they did under Jon Gruden. I predict the Bucs go 6-10.

AFC Playoff Picture:

1. NE Patriots
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Houston Texans
4. Denver Broncos
5. Cincinnatti Bengals
6. Pittsburgh Steelers

AFC Championship Game: Ravens @ Patriots

NFC Playoff Picture:

1. GB Packers
2. SF 49ers
3. PHI Eagles
4. Atlanta Falcons
5. Detroit Lions
6. New York Giants

NFC Championship Game: 49ers @ Packers

Super Bowl: Packers v. Patriots

WInner: Packers

I'm a Pats fan, but I just don't see Brady beating Rodgers in a QB duel. Sorry Patriot Nation, get with the times.

Live Jasmin is a top 50 website?

Don't worry, that's not a porn pop-up above this text. However, I can imagine that most males have come across this pop-up or a very similar pop-up. What you didn't know is how successful these actually are. Regardless of what's in that red box, my first reaction is to immediately close it. If that is the typical mindset, then how is Live Jasmin actually making money? On an average day, Live Jasmin gets more traffic than The New York Times, ESPN, and Netflix. Now, being a sports enthusiast and seeing how popular ESPN is, this astonishes me. Adult actresses have begun the switch to "live sex" and have actually been finding it quite profitable, which blows my mind. It's been reported that a popular model on a fairly large site can bring in as much as $40,000 PER MONTH. Believe it or not, there are users out there who can spend anywhere from $20,000 per month to $100,000 per year.

These "cams" try to lure users to stay on as long as possible, charging up to $15 per minute of interaction. Jenna Jameson recently held a cam show that attracted 10,000 viewers. Even if they only stayed for less than 1 minute each, that's $150,000 for the website! I simply can't fathom how someone could drop that kind of money on something that can be found for free anywhere on the internet with a simple Google search. Hell, there is a market for everyone I guess, and Live Jasmin seems to have found the rich, lonely men who are willing to spend $100,000 a year on some live chatting. I can tell you one thing, they will never be getting my money!

Alternatives to Fantasy Football

We are all aware of the obvious Yahoo! and ESPN fantasy football leagues. But what if that isn't enough for you? Well, ESPN offers a multitude of other games for the fantasy fanatic to partake in. I've searched and found what I believe to be the top 3 alternative games to play to get your fantasy fix.

Build the best streak, win $100,000. Seems easy, right?

My personal favorite is Streak for the Cash. The idea is simple, yet executing it is nearly impossible. The basic idea is to build the longest winning streak by picking a winner of a specific game. Every day over the course of 1 month, the "streak master" will put various games and proposition bets for you to pick a winner of. It can be as simple as who will win a particular football, baseball, or soccer game. But, it can also have bets along the lines of "Which side will record a higher total: Dodger's runs scored in the 4th-6th innings or Padre's hits recorded in the 4th-6th innings." Get a pick right, and watch that line turn green and you are off to a W1 (winning streak of 1). Get it wrong though, and watch that line turn an awful red, and your back to square one. If you are able to link together the longest streak, you automatically win $50,000. If you can do that, AND eclipse the number of 27 in a row, then you get whatever is in the "stash" from previous months, as they carry over. Currently the stash is at $150,000, making a possible $200,000 up for grabs this month! Oh yeah, and its FREE to play! Happy streaking.

Pick the winner of every game, every week

I'm new to this one, but it is something I have been interested in for some time now. Basically, you log on here and are shown a list of every match-up for every week of the NFL season. You can choose to pick who will win with the spread, or who will simply win straight-up. For every pick you get right, you get a point. If you are the overall winner for the week, you are awarded a $50 ESPN Shop gift card. If you are the overall winner for the entire season, you win a $1,500 Best Buy gift card. Again, another free fantasy game with some large prizes. Why not play?

This game involves you picking just 1 winner each week throughout the entire season. Seems pretty easy right? Wrong. You can only pick each team 1 time throughout the entire season. If you pick the Packers to win in week 1, that's the only time you can pick them. This game involves some deep strategy and looking ahead at other team's schedules. You may want to hold off on picking the Packers til later, and focus on when you would pick the Falcons to win instead. If you are able to put together the best entry, you will win the grand prize of a $2,000 Best Buy gift card, with second place being rewarded a $1,000 Best Buy gift card as well. Just like the other 2 games discussed, this is also free.

With these games being free to play, having large prizes, and feeding fantasy addicts.. I don't see why someone interested in fantasy football wouldn't participate in any (or all) of these. Good luck!